Q: you know, the Subway guy? In his Subway commercials, he bashes those fast food joints, McDonald's in particular and, what would he do if he got shorted a nugget from his meal?

A: You are such a McOdd person. But, your questions make me smile, so I like ya. lol. But..if I was a McDonald's worker and Jared came in, I'd just start snapping pics with my cell phone as soon as he took the first bite. Then, I'd sell the pics. If he was shorted, he'd probably go all Hulk on them, "Jared no get nugget...Jared SMASH!" and then he'd go on a McRampage killing everyone in sight. Not me though, I'd have already left convinced I'd be making millions from my photos.